Friday, August 1, 2008

Ode to AT&T

To my cell phone carrier whom I have faithfully used for 10 years......
I have paid all my bills on time and in full since the beginning,
I have never threatened to leave you.
But today you told me that I was out of luck.
The phone I bought from you a short 8 months ago died.
There was no warning, no sign, just death.
Now with a 1 year commitment you tell me I have to start anew.
You tell me that I mistreated my phone, me abuse?
Now that is just silly and you should know better.
So I have just one last thing to say...... you are a cheep, petty bastard and I hate you.

2 comments:

  1. Come over to Verizon, it's the network!!
    BTW if you do, I can change to a cheaper plan. I have to keep alot of minutes to talk to you!

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  2. Go ask to speak to a manager and then raise holy hell like your momma taught you cause that is just crap Mel!

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