Capturing Little Miss Daisey

Although you can't see her she is there....

Yesterday Jeremey was mowing the backyard and he noticed there were two little eyes following him around the yard. Jeremey called me out to see what was going on. And would you know, there was a little alligator, Daisey, resting her head on the shore of our yard stalking Jeremey.

Now, I know that there are, from time to time, alligators in the pond but none that have come so close to the houses. So, I called Florida Fish and Game to come get Daisey and put her in a better place.

As you can see there was a man fishing for gator.

Come to find out there is not one but two gators, neither more than 4 feet. They were not caught but hopefully scared away.

Australian Cartoons

Thanks Dad for the Email!

"The Onion"

My Top 10 hottest Men in Hollywood.

These are my favorites from the top of my head. They are in no particular order or importance by size. So I hope everyone enjoys the show!
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Matthew McConaughey.................................................. Josh Hartnett

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Johnny Depp____________Jim Van Fleet

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John Stamos_____________________________Richard Gere

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George Clooney_________________________________Heath Ledger



Brad Pitt

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...........And Larry the Cable Guy! (J/K)

Revolving Credit... Huh?

Wow! Right? I think that is 6 cards there. What was I thinking? At least they all had a zero balance.

Yes Carol, Thank you for the valuable information.

Remember when...Girl Scouts

It is really sad how fast times goes. Hailie is in Girl Scouts and will be 9 this year. Thank you for the cookies, I love you Hay!

Stuff White People Like

Here is an entry that I quite enjoyed. ....

# 106 Facebook

July 31, 2008

Social Networking sites have been embraced by white people since their inception. Because these sites use profile pages, white people can more efficiently judge friends and future friends on their taste in film, books, music, and inspirational quotes. Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only list one or two ironic things as their favorites. For example under music they would simply list “P.M. Dawn” or under films they would choose only Armageddon. In both cases these ironic answers serve as protective shields from the harsh gaze of other white people.

However, it is important to remember that the “where” is often as important as the “who” when it comes to social networking. As noted in earlier posts, white people are obsessed with being in the right neighborhood and the Internet is no exception.

In the early days, white people joined a social networking service called Friendster where they could connect with old friends and make new ones. Eventually, white people started to notice more and more of their friends on MySpace, so they closed their Friendster accounts and migrated to the new service. It was like living in a neighborhood that was pretty good but kind of far away, so you might have to miss out on a few parties. Needless to say, this was unacceptable.

For a brief period of time, MySpace was the site where everyone kept their profile and managed their friendships. But soon, the service began to attract fake profiles, the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians. In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people.

White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard.

Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.

If you plan on befriending white people, it is essential that you join them in the digital suburbs and open a Facebook account immediately. It’s also a good idea to make up a story about how someone from high school sent you a friend request and after accepting you discovered that they were fat and unsuccessful. White people love these stories.

If You Are Feeling Blue....

I found the best web site ever! Actually it is a blog but it is great for those days that just not feeling.

Try it out

http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/

Did you know?

Did you know that a regular CRT TV powered on for just one hour burns 2.3 KWh, that translates into .25 cents a month.

Doesn't sound like much but that is just one hour. Lets say a TV is left on all day... that is 56 KWh and $6.16 a month, $74 a year...just for one TV!!!

Lets add that in with all the other things left on all the time (A/C, water heater, computers, alarm clocks, etc.) That stuff really adds up! Come on people we can not be wasteful in this economy. We are killing our wallets and the environment.

UNPLUG AND TURN OFF WHAT YOU ARE NOT USING!

I sure know I am going to try my best.

Take a look for your self....

http://michaelbluejay.com/electricity/howmuch.html

In Agreement

I would have to agree with you, Jeremey. I also miss being a carefree kid. I too went out late at night to the beach and hung out with my friends. I have lots of great obscured memories with all of them: making videos at parties, indoor fireworks, watching my friends "jam out", going to movies, getting stopped by the Orlando PD at a bus stop or just a driving down River Road. I do miss it but I also love where my life has taken me and who I am becoming. I am grateful for my experiences but I am also excited for all the new kind of experiences that awaits. Some things I wish maybe didn't happen but none the less it is over and I have learned.

I love all my friends and how they enriched my life (in some way, shape or form)
So then this one goes out to my crew: Lauren, Hollie, Ashley, Megan, Chris, Erin, Danny, Kale, Justin, Bobby, Darren, Ryan, Billy, Mike of the Jungle, Jasmin, Jeremey, Sheri, Michael G, Neil, Adam, Paul, Yetti, Sean, Jenny, Joey, Brad, Mike Shoup, Shaggy, Mike, Eric. And greatly Lauren with whom I probably would not have met most of others nor get into the fun I did! Not to mention the majority of Fun was with Lauren.

Remember all the good times

And yes Jeremey, me being covered in beer, from waist to toe, will be posted in the hall of fame of stupid shit! I will always remember but never understand.

Some times its the best responce

Have to admit.

I have to admit that I wish we had a big wedding. Looking at friends pictures and attending others weddings it kinda makes me sad. We have talked about having a vow renewal ceremony but I'm not sure if that will even happen.
I would just really like it if Jeremey and I could share this joyous event with our whole family. The situation we were in did not allow every person special to us to attend our wedding. So I am hoping one day we will be able to.

I want the big blow out party and all the really cool pictures. The food catered, the music, the drinks, the dress, the ...everything. Not to mention we owe it to ourselves to go on our honeymoon. Some place awesome! Just the two of us blowing tons of cash. One day we will get the wedding of our "wildest" dreams.
Before this gets misconstrued I want to say that our wedding was great. Hell, it was totally us! I am just imagining that but on steroids. You know my opinion on this topic changes daily but the one thing that stays the same is the honeymoon. I really want to go somewhere! Jeremey I hope your with me (as long as you are it is more likely it will become a reality).

MySpace

I would like to take a moment and blog a bit about MySpace. Although without it Jeremey and I may have never been reunited (and I am so greatful). But I do believe that this web site is designed for the younger society members. From the designing of "your page" to the applications that can be added all geared to juveniles. Granted this is a good way to stay or get in touch I do think that there are more age appropriate way to do so.


There are some thing that I, and others, do not like about MySpace. This site and the maintenance of it can become very time consuming. I personally spent many hours perfecting "my page". It was shown that society spends a great deal of time at either the T.V. or computer and for every hour spent disconnected from family it is overwhelmingly detrimental for positive social growth.


So come on adults, let's get away from that computer and put our past behind us. Let's socialize in the here and now! It's all about cognitive involvement!

It Made me Laugh

Never seen that one before!

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HA!
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Like it can be avoided.

(Except for this one)

Thanks for the warning

Huh?

Ya, good luck!

What was that supposed be?

That is just awesome

Give it a try

Just click on the picture and follow directions.




I rock because....

1. I am me no matter what is popular.
2. I am in college
3. I have picked the right guy for me
4. I can still enjoy the small pleasures in life
5. Even though I argue, I love my family more than life
6. I am super organized...almost anal
7. I have managed to keep a friend for 20 years and we are just as close as ever
8. I take a vitamin every day and I actually care about what I put in my body (for the most part)
9. The people I surround myself with also rock
10. My first name is spelled weird and no one can say my last name right.
11. I quit smoking!

Compliments of Andrea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

Because I don't know how to post the actual video click on this link. This is so funny.

Just had to add this

WTF!?!?
What is this world coming to? It is not even cute??? Just creepy...

Team

There is no I in team. But if you mix it up you get ME.
That's just not right.

Sick!

Doesn't this just make you sick to your stomach?


I don't see anything attractive about any of it.